reader, I married him
Trip-planning for this west coast tour. Our Kickstarter got mega-funded. I had to peel my jaw off the ground and reconstruct a new face. Aaron and Lindsay and I are very grateful for your generosity. It’s going to be open for a few more days for anyone else who wants t-shirts/books/sand. We decided that if there’s a profit after shipping, t-shirt buying, books, rental, and gas, we’ll put it towards rental expenses for the Quickies Midwest tour happening at the end of the month. My new face looks okay.
Full to-do list. I think I’m going to cry with relief the moment my feet touch the California coast and whoever witnesses that is going to have to look in another direction.
There were two flies on the window screen and when I turned on the a/c, I closed the window and trapped one fly within the window and one fly within the house. I watched them try to reach each other with the layer of glass separating until I couldn’t stand it and opened the glass to let the housefly into the screen, but then the housefly flew further into the house and the screenfly slipped out the screen and flew away too and now I feel like an idiot.
Spent some time reading “Airplane!” trivia today. Did you know that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was offered $30,000 to appear in the film, but he asked for $35,000 to buy an oriental rug? That’s something that happened in the history of the world.
Yesterday I covered myself in vinegar to relieve a sunburn and then I smelled like a salad with a sunburn. I’ve lived alone for three years now. Half of my bed is covered in laundry. I have a lot of stuff to do today but all I want to do is write in my blog and watch the flies try to escape my air-conditioned home.
