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People have found this blog by asking Google questions. I will try to answer some.

what if my roll dough turns gray

If you’re using whole wheat, it could be oxidizing. Maybe your flour is too old or the dough itself is turning gray out of the freezer. Maybe it’s the recipe. Avoid lead-based butter.

worst high five ever

how long does it take to get a warrant

I think you can get one in an afternoon, if you are a police officer and you can find a judge to give you one. (It will take more time if you’re just some guy.)

rob lowe wears hearing aid?

Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear, so probably. The more you know about Rob Lowe.

kind words to describe someone story

Your story changed my sleeping patterns. Your story was worth forty dollars.

what sort of rocks are there?

All kinds. Some rocks are very hard and others are so soft you can scratch them with your fingernail. Sometimes rocks float. Once I had a dream I was explaining a quartz rock to my child.

my cat just ate a housefly

Your cat will be okay. Remember that cats in their natural state eat all manner of lizards.

is 52 old

Not unless you’re a housefly.

what is rob lowe’s favorite color?

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At any given moment, someone is searching for details regarding Rob Lowe.

Let them eat foam

what is happened

I have this video all queued up to watch so I can learn how to make an angel food cake but I am too weirded out that it is called “Let Them Eat Foam” to watch it.

Last night it got down to 17ºF here. I headed under the covers and wrote some nonsense and then had terrible dreams. I don’t know how you cold weather clime dwellers (climers?) get anything done.

A month ago I was driving to my dentist appointment and I heard a song lyric that sounded like “you’ll never rue the blues like I do,” but now that I look it up, the song appears to not exist on the internet. I probably didn’t hear it right but I like the idea of ruing the blues.

Yesterday I made carne seca with my dad’s home-ground chili powder. It takes all day to make the stuff so I was happy it turned out. The chili powder had a good spice and tasted very fresh. Carne seca is a good source of your recommended daily orange fat requirement. I also did a King’s Cake which was good if a little low on filling. It rose properly, which is more than I can say for the other breads I tried this week. I’ve had to throw two loaves out the window for the birds.

Let’s say an officer is investigating a crime, and in the course of talking to a person of interest, he comes across a piece of potential evidence that belongs to that person. The officer could ask to keep that evidence, but he would need a warrant to legally remove it without the person’s approval, right? Related: How long does it take to get a warrant?

On major holidays in Texas, the cops set up no-refusal checkpoints complete with judges who will approve warrants right there to take your blood. I believe they arrested 24 people on New Year’s. Sleepy judges.

Once I figured out how to turn off the word count display in Word 2007 it  became much easier to type.




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