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Will we see whales today?

I finally figured out (stumbled over accidentally) the name of the edu-video played nearly nonstop when I was elementary school: The Voyage of the Mimi. My old school was so into it that they painted a whale on the parking lot asphalt.

it is still there

Now that I see it from a satellite viewpoint, it seems pretty clear that the entire parking lot became a whale and ate some cars. In the video below, you will find a young Ben Affleck.

I was in St. Louis this week. I visited the Arch and knocked on it as if to determine its quality. I made up a game wherein I have the means to travel to a new city for the sole occasion of reading a novel based in that city. (This game has one round.) For this round I picked The Slide by Kyle Beachy and read the whole thing over the course of two days. It’s an exciting book, full of imaginative bounds and small experiments and other freshness. I had an incredible feeling reading about downtown as I experienced downtown. The book was in my bag when I knocked on the Arch. Recommended.

Texas Books

Jeff Salamon’s swan song at the Statesman was an optimistic article on Austin’s writing community. “Austin has had a literary scene for years,” said local writer Owen Egerton. “I just think it has exploded even more so over the last 10 years or so.” Just in time for the Texas Book Festival, which was lots of fun and included an astronaut and Margaret Atwood. I was on a panel about writing dark fiction with Dan Chaon, Scott Blackwood, and Kyle Beachy.

The Literary Death Match was a time and a half. A crowd of 150+ in a Methodist church. Sam Elliott was in the house. Beachy talked about blowing up Graceland. Jeff Martin suggested that Nobel laureates get to take a sub-subway while everyone else is stuck on the regular subway. Jason Sheehan fit three pounds of sausage into a one-pound casing. Jane Smiley nearly bit Richard Russo, who nearly bit my stockings. I read some threats. Owen Egerton described a Xanadu of sensual delights. I answered some Texas Trivia and won it for the home team. I’d like to dedicate this victory to the Corn Palace.

Five Things was equal if not more. Readers included Beachy, Christian Lander, Blackwood, and Tyler Stoddard Smith reading Texas-centric prose. My friend Spencer was a handmade robot, which gave me a small but significant feeling of pure joy every time I looked at him.

spencer
Thank you

After all my hawing, I wore the same thing I wore two Halloweens ago. I sang Hank Williams Jr. and a butterfly got caught in my wig and next year I’ll come up with another costume, really, probably.

A wise man said I looked like the ocean

A wise man said I looked like the ocean

Great weekend, everyone. Let’s wrap it up. I’m hearing rumblings of multiple new reading series starting up in town (Betsy Crane is among the idea-makers). Between that and the kind crowd I met at the festival, I’m feeling energy and life running through the sticky intangibles of the Austin scene.

Tonight I saw Gogol Bordello, bringing earplugs to avoid the buzzing like what followed Thursday’s Drive By Truckers show. Tomorrow’s a big deadline day. NaNoWriMo started yesterday; I haven’t participated in years, but it makes November feel like a month of high hopes, fruitful projects, and the happy grip of deadlines.

Well day

I’ve got meatloaf in the oven. It’s making the house smell nice.

The Chicago trip was crazy fun as anticipated. On Monday, I got in early and took one of those naps that divides one day into two. When I woke up, Blake was there and Zach took us to Mr. Pollo where we ate good chicken and two different types of plantains. We met Ally at No Coast and friends began to filter in, Angeline and Johnny and Jac and Mary and Lindsay among them. I met Kathryn Regina and Sam Pink, who each read funny and good words. It was a small room and a standing crowd, which gave it a party feel, like everyone just happened to stop talking to listen to someone tell a story. The mic was doing some reverb stuff the whole time, but my story was supposed to be kind of awkward and overloud so I tried to work with it. Blake read from “The Ruined Child,” one of my favorites from Scorch Atlas. A band played, a dance party broke out, a hole appeared in my jeans. We went to a late-night Mexican place that served a small plate of meat with a corn tortilla warm over top as an appetizer, and brought us a dish of limes when they saw we had beers. I leave Texas and eat nothing but Mexican food, go figure.

The next day, I went to H&M and Kyle Beachy‘s class at the Art Institute, where I read from AM/PM and a new story and his smart students asked me good questions. We talked about artists and the Internet, blogs, David Foster Wallace, Wittgenstein, and ritual. I could tell that Kyle is a smart teacher and a good one. Then I went back to H&M, then Angeline and Johnny took me to eat the greatest chicken pot pie made by human hands and then it was off to Quickies, where I read with a whole host of excellent folk and nearly all of the Dollar Store Tour roster, including Aaron and Caroline, plus Richard Thomas, who I had met the night before. Lindsay Hunter read a hilarious story and made everyone excited that Featherproof is doing her book next year. I read over the allotted five minutes and they whistled me off the stage but I fought hard and took Hunter’s whistle away and threw an elbow at Hamilton.

In the morning, I had brunch with Zach, Mary, Blake, and Aaron. I ate salmon and regretted it later when I sat on an airplane next to a man wearing a weightlifter’s tank top and shorts and smelling distinctly like a squat rack.

I’m glad to have an excuse to go to Chicago more often than once a year. I do think that if I lived there, I would spend all my money on good food and all my time at the gym, working it off. Speaking of, it turns out that cumin in the glaze is a nice touch for meatloaf.

A drum circle seems to have broken out under my window. I think it’s important for me to write some fiction tonight.

Holla back, Kyle Beachy

last book to make you laugh out loud

Amelia Gray’s AM/PM. What I thought was going to be a collection of clever little things revealed itself to be much much bigger and better and just downright hilarious.

Thanks, man. Check out the rest of his interview here. I feel exactly the same way he does about The Master and Margarita.




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