THINGS FOR WHICH I SHELLED OUT CASH
- Curtain wire ($12.99)
- Vet ($550)
- Stupid electric screwdriver ($19.99)
- I Want My Hat Back ($13.99)
- Pumpkin puree ($5.99)
- Whiskey ($10)
THINGS FOR WHICH I WAS COMPENSATED
- Sold coupon on eBay ($10)
- Interviewed inventor of Clocky, the World’s First Clock on Wheels ($90)
- Completed survey about experience with Chase Credit Card ($10)
- Washed cat pee off quarter (.25)
THINGS FOR WHICH I WAS NOT COMPENSATED
- Plasma donation
- Fiction
- Non-fiction
- Farts
Not the best 5-day, y’all! The fart market is pretty rough.
