Monthly Archive for November, 2011

5 DAY BUDGET

THINGS FOR WHICH I SHELLED OUT CASH

  • Curtain wire ($12.99)
  • Vet ($550)
  • Stupid electric screwdriver ($19.99)
  • I Want My Hat Back ($13.99)
  • Pumpkin puree ($5.99)
  • Whiskey ($10)

THINGS FOR WHICH I WAS COMPENSATED

  • Sold coupon on eBay ($10)
  • Interviewed inventor of Clocky, the World’s First Clock on Wheels ($90)
  • Completed survey about experience with Chase Credit Card ($10)
  • Washed cat pee off quarter (.25)

THINGS FOR WHICH I WAS NOT COMPENSATED

  • Plasma donation
  • Fiction
  • Non-fiction
  • Farts
Not the best 5-day, y’all! The fart market is pretty rough.

VIDEO/VICE

Check out an excerpt of THREATS in Vice. THREATS will be out in March! Sorry, you must wait. I wish I could beam it into your brain beforehand. Wait a second, I’ll try.

Did that work?

I’m not very good at this.

THE SCENE

People have been asking how the literary scene looks here in L.A. If this past week was any indication, it’s pretty sweet. Here are some mini-reviews of the shows I got to see over the past five days:

THE ENCYCLOPEDIA SHOW

In only their second episode, this reading series has the makings of a local institution. Caitlin Parrish delivered an excellent monologue at the opening, and every reader (including my dear friend Mary Hamilton) delivered unique, touching, funny pieces. Michael Roberts’s piece on Astronaut Michael Collins was a standout. I’m looking forward to seeing how this show will evolve, with local connections in film, acting, stage writing, etc etc. For now, it was nice to see a show that has its roots in Chicago and Austin — made me feel less homesick.

THE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN @ BOOK SOUP

This was my first chance to check out Book Soup, a great bookstore in West Hollywood. My friend J. Ryan and I made the rounds of the store before the reading started and found new offerings from presses small and large. I picked up the crazy/wonderful If ‘n’ Oof, which is shaping up to be my favorite graphic novel of 2011. The reading itself was good, strong writing all around. My favorite was a Ben Loory story about dads. Greg Olear was a new discovery that I immediately loved. More writing about dads, read very well. Afterwards, my pals and I went to Chik-fil-A and ate nuggets and that was cool.

TONGUE & GROOVE @ THE HOTEL CAFE

This was last night’s offering, at a dim quiet bar that made for the perfect venue. Everyone was good and my favorite was John Jodzio, who I had no idea writes these screamingly funny/absurd short stories. Both my companions snapped up his book Get In If You Want To Live. After the reading, we went out for tacos and I finally had lengua and it was great, as promised. I tongue-kissed the taco. That’s enough.

This week I’m going to try and make it to the Dagoberto Gilb reading downtown (I only just heard about this one, need to find a listing for it). It’s fun to live in a big city! I’m missing friends back home in Austin a lot, though. Need to figure out that tesseract trick so I can squish both cities together in four-dimensional space or whatever.

I EMERGE

Thanks for the messages and stories related to my post below about Pub. I really appreciate everyone’s kind words. Anyone who stumbles on this blog after losing a pet should check out the comments. Lots of love from kind-hearted animal owners.

Things in L.A. are perking up after a few stressful weeks. It was starting to seem like all roads were going to end in me giving no less than $200 to every entity I encountered (car registration, driver’s license, car insurance, renter’s insurance, vet bills, &c &c) but the spending is slowly coming under control and I feel okay about leaving the house to do fun stuff. Last night, I met up with the girls for dinner. I emerge!

The dreary day today makes me want to go to a movie. My place isn’t all that well insulated, but I discovered that another benefit of converting my largest closet to an office is that I’m tucked away from the drafty doors.

little space

As the moving-in errands dwindle down and I perk up a little more after some tough weeks, I’m slowly getting back to work. Right now I’m finishing a longer thing, but there are three short stories on my desktop needing completion. It has been a while since I’ve taken such a long break from writing short stories and I’m excited to see how the pieces will have changed upon my return. I’ve also been reading some great books: just finished ‘A Bright and Guilty Place’ by Richard Rayner about corruption and murder in L.A., a real page turner; now in the middle of Ryan Call’s collection ‘The Weather Stations’, beautifully written and engaging and funny all at once.




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